Apparently someone named Beyonce and Jay-Z gave birth to some baby today. OMGICANTBELIEVEITSOAMAZINGICANTWAITTOSEEPICTURES!
Settle down honey badgers. Beyonce is (likely) completely unrelated to you, so you are not having a brother or a sister. Why didn't the world care when I was born? Time to write an emo note.
*cries for an hour*
Here is the trending topic of the day on twitter. Warning: you might feel a sudden outburst of excitement and will want to figure out the meaning behind a random child's name. It is very authentic and will make you want to become the next Sigmund Freud. I think 2012 really is true.
Anyway, I have compiled a list of historical events that also happened on this day. But you probably won't go crazy over them, cause they are insignificant comparing to Beyonce.
1642 - Astronomer Galileo Galilei died in Arcetri, Italy.
1918 - U.S. President Woodrow Wilson announced his Fourteen Points as the basis for peace upon the end of World War I.
1998 - Scientists announced that they had discovered that galaxies were accelerating and moving apart and at faster speeds.
1/8/12
People care about the weirdest things
Posted on Sunday, January 08, 2012 by moon girl
Categories: a and e
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