Apparently vino is super cool

According to this Ecosalon article, wine isn't just a classy way to get tipsy drunk. Well, yes, whites and reds remind me of some of the most amazing nights of my life (cause i'm classy like that), but someone over at Ecosalon invented use for some of those crappier bottles in my house.

Are you ready for this?

Vino can also be used as a fabric dye, skin softener, kitchen disinfectant, glass cleaner, fruit fly trap; and for flavouring icing cubes, removing grease stains, cleaning veggies and fruits, healing bruises, boosting brainpower, slowing the process of aging, cleaning other wine, etc...etc...etc. Read the rest here.

OH EM GEE.

I bolded the ones that make me excited.